For those hoping I would actually enjoy one of these films, today is not your day. When I tried to watch this movie in the theatres I had to leave because I kept falling asleep. I ended up watching it on HBO Max and was somehow disappointed despite having no expectations.
This movie has none of the memorable moments of the first film and none of the dumb fun of the second. It is just a dull, boring mess. It reminds me a lot of the old Christian films painting D&D as devil-worshiping but somehow less interesting. I was partially excited by the idea of Lorrain having a witch battle with a master Satanist but was 85 minutes in when I realized that Larraine isn't a magic user, she is just a goodie-two-shoes that sees shit sometimes.
This series is officially nothing more than a jump scare montage that 13 years old's go to when they want to get away from their parents to make out, but they were always dancing that line anyways.